The Kingdom of Womble 4033 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.864 billion Womble 4033ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The strong Womble 4033ian economy, worth 374 trillion florins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 42,196 florins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 271,961 per year while the poor average 2,645, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 4033's national animal is the turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Womble 4033 is ranked 231,010^th in the world and 5,262^nd in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.